Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.